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24 Classic Films Made In The Black Country (spoof)

Black Country Movies

Ok, So These Aren’t Real….But Some Of Them Should Be!

 

  1. 3 MEN AND A BABBY (3 MEN AND A BABY) –
    “3 men, 1 babby and only 1 child tax credit!”
  2. EVIL JED (EVIL DEAD) –
    “The Evil Jed awaits 5 teenagers camped up in Priory Park”
  3. BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE DUDLEY (LITTLE CHINA) –
    “A Newcomer Tries To Muscle In On The Tuesday Morning Kareoke At The Castle Pub.
    Big Trouble In Little Dudley
  4. TAY (E.T.) –
    “E.TAY goo um!”
  5. THE GOD FARETHA (THE GOD FATHER) –
    “I med im an offer E cor refuse!”
  6. MAD UN (PSYCHO) –
    “She’s jed within 5 minutes and he’s propa tapped!”
    Mad Un - Black Country Movie
  7. BACK WINDA (REAR WINDOW) –
    “He’s a nosey bugger!”
  8. BATMON (BATMAN) –
    “The caped crusader watching the Black Country streets”
    Les Is ...Batmon
  9. THE WENCH OF BOSTED FAECE (THE BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN) –
    “IT’S ALIVE, an she looks like a welders bench!”
  10. SOME LOIKE IT BOILIN (SOME LIKE IT HOT) –
    “Ar know its hot, but ar dow like it this hot!”
  11. THE AH KID, THE BAD UN, AND THE BOSTED (THE GOOD THE BAD AND THE UGLY) –
    “The political leaders debate live at Dudley Town Hall”
  12. DOW LOOK NOW (DON’T LOOK NOW) –
    “There’s an old wench gooin around!”
  13. THE CLAMMED THE JETH GAMES (THE HUNGER GAMES) –
    “In the future you will be that hungry, yow might ate a scabby oss”
    Clammed To Jeff Games
  14. FREEZIN (FROZEN) –
    “Cowin cow’d ay it”
  15. IRON MON (IRON MAN) –
    “Black Country Heavy Metal”
  16. UM ALONE (HOME ALONE) –
    “This Little Un Smoshed These Two Yampy Un’s Yeds In!”
    Um Alone - Black Country Movie
  17. JEDPOOL (DEADPOOL) –
    “it ay arf hard bein this awesome”
  18. WENCH AND THE RIFFY UN (LADY AND THE TRAMP) –
    “When the moon its ya eyes, like a smart price pizza pie,…… ‘that’s a pownd love’ !”
  19. JAMES BOND DR NAH. (DR NO) –
    “Shekken, not stirred”
  20. IT’S A BOSTIN LIFE (IT’S A WONDERFUL LIFE) –
    “Everytime a bell rings, an angel lights up a super king!”
  21. RUSH HOUR (err RUSH HOUR) –
    “One Mans Attempt To Navigate Dudley’s Burnt Tree Junction On His Way To Werk.”
    Rush Hour Ay It
  22. GOOD MUCKERS (GOOD FELLOWS) –
    “How do I mek yow loff?”
  23. BRIERLEY HILLS COP (BEVERLEY HILLS COP) –
    “A Young And Reckless Detective Arrives In Town Expecting Sexy Cases Of Intrigue & Mystery, But Is Overwhelmed Simply Trying To Stop People Pissing In The Street.”
    Brierley Hill Cops
  24. FROM RUSHALL WITH LOVE (FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE) –
    “A Charming Yet Tragic Story Of A Woman’s Attempt To Open A Card Shop In Rushall . Only To Find Out The Natives Ay Got No Love For Nobody.”
    Rushall Movie

 

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  • Rob Adams says:

    Reservoir wammels

  • Rob Adams says:

    Big Trouble In Lower Gornal

  • Rob Adams says:

    Dave con shift it, he’s got a van (The Transporter), Fish with big choppers (Jaws), Defrostin’ (Thor)