Ok, So These Aren’t Real….But Some Of Them Should Be!

1. 3 MEN AND A BABBY (3 MEN AND A BABY) –
   “3 men, 1 babby and only 1 child tax credit!”
2. EVIL JED (EVIL DEAD) –
   “The Evil Jed awaits 5 teenagers camped up in Priory Park”
3. BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE DUDLEY (LITTLE CHINA) –
   “A Newcomer Tries To Muscle In On The Tuesday Morning Kareoke At The Castle Pub.
   
4. TAY (E.T.) –
   “E.TAY goo um!”
5. THE GOD FARETHA (THE GOD FATHER) –
   “I med im an offer E cor refuse!”
6. MAD UN (PSYCHO) –
   “She’s jed within 5 minutes and he’s propa tapped!”
   
7. BACK WINDA (REAR WINDOW) –
   “He’s a nosey bugger!”
8. BATMON (BATMAN) –
   “The caped crusader watching the Black Country streets”
   
9. THE WENCH OF BOSTED FAECE (THE BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN) –
   “IT’S ALIVE, an she looks like a welders bench!”
10. SOME LOIKE IT BOILIN (SOME LIKE IT HOT) –
    “Ar know its hot, but ar dow like it this hot!”
11. THE AH KID, THE BAD UN, AND THE BOSTED (THE GOOD THE BAD AND THE UGLY) –
    “The political leaders debate live at Dudley Town Hall”
12. DOW LOOK NOW (DON’T LOOK NOW) –
    “There’s an old wench gooin around!”
13. THE CLAMMED THE JETH GAMES (THE HUNGER GAMES) –
    “In the future you will be that hungry, yow might ate a scabby oss”
    
14. FREEZIN (FROZEN) –
    “Cowin cow’d ay it”
15. IRON MON (IRON MAN) –
    “Black Country Heavy Metal”
16. UM ALONE (HOME ALONE) –
    “This Little Un Smoshed These Two Yampy Un’s Yeds In!”
    
17. JEDPOOL (DEADPOOL) –
    “it ay arf hard bein this awesome”
18. WENCH AND THE RIFFY UN (LADY AND THE TRAMP) –
    “When the moon its ya eyes, like a smart price pizza pie,…… ‘that’s a pownd love’ !”
19. JAMES BOND DR NAH. (DR NO) –
    “Shekken, not stirred”
20. IT’S A BOSTIN LIFE (IT’S A WONDERFUL LIFE) –
    “Everytime a bell rings, an angel lights up a super king!”
21. RUSH HOUR (err RUSH HOUR) –
    “One Mans Attempt To Navigate Dudley’s Burnt Tree Junction On His Way To Werk.”
    
22. GOOD MUCKERS (GOOD FELLOWS) –
    “How do I mek yow loff?”
23. BRIERLEY HILLS COP (BEVERLEY HILLS COP) –
    “A Young And Reckless Detective Arrives In Town Expecting Sexy Cases Of Intrigue & Mystery, But Is Overwhelmed Simply Trying To Stop People Pissing In The Street.”
    
24. FROM RUSHALL WITH LOVE (FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE) –
    “A Charming Yet Tragic Story Of A Woman’s Attempt To Open A Card Shop In Rushall . Only To Find Out The Natives Ay Got No Love For Nobody.”