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HOW TO ORGANISE THE PERFECT STAG PARTY

Friday, 3 February, 2017

 

So the big day is nearly upon you, the bride DID manage to lose that weight and the cars and flowers have all been paid for. Now there is just one thing left to do.

Organise the Stag Do.

Now in most cases you are probably the Best Man which means one of things.

  1. You have been friends with the condemned man since school, seen his privates far too many times and have done all sort of mental things together. You are legends in the eyes of everyone that know you. Use this guide, its essential.
    or
  2. You have been nominated by the groom because either he hasn’t many friends and you know him vaguely at work, or even worse his bride to be has asked him to ask the quite boring brother in law to be Best Man to keep her happy but him miserable. Yes your probably are that boring guy. If either of these are the case, fear not. This guide will help build that awkward relationship into a lifetime friendship.

 

RULES NUMBER 1 – INVITE PEOPLE

 

This will make or break the party.

Never invite the following people.

  • Accounts or middle management types.
    They will talk shop consistently and bore the rest of the party to death. Avoid
  • New Dads.
    They will be showing pictures of their new babies and talking about the “Personalities of a 2 month old” and feeding times and will be tearful about missing them and how selfish they are being out. Steer clear. They will also be shattered by 9pm and moan they cant afford to be there in the first place.
  • People who work nights.
    Again you think they will be able last all night. Dead wrong. They will either pace themselves with 2 pints until 6am and ask if anyone wants to have any tea??!!?!? Or fall asleep in a chair the moment they arrive.
  • The father in law, and or her uncles etc etc.
    They will judge every single action and moment of the night and regurgitate it back at you with exaggeration for the 20 years. If asked why no invite, just say you thought they wouldn’t enjoy it or it was a clangy german techno night. If they happen to be into clangy german techno, tell them it’s a traditional sea shanty folk night. Either way they will not be into both.

 

The right people to invite.

  • People with no kids.
    These people are great and they have no understanding of responsibility or even sometimes fear of dying.
  • The “Group of Mates”.
    This is your safety net. Job done. You may have to look at work mates, you may not know them but it could make the night know that these people get on.
  • The funniest and most stupidest people they know/ work with/ live next too/ are related too.
    This one person could BE the stag do. Unpredictability might land you a fine, a caution or even 2 month of porridge but no great stag story start with “I was sitting on my own on my stag do….”
  • If the stag is unfortunate enough to have 1 or more brothers of drinking age then they MUST go to the stag do. They will more than likely instigate any pranks, remove trousers and set light to said trousers. They will also have the stag’s back if anything should go a wry anywhere.

 

RULE NUMBER 2 – LOCATION

 

Local, City Centre, Abroad. The choice is yours. There are many and varied places to go locally, in towns and cities and all over the world to make that Stag do extra special. It will also be dictated by cost.

If you can afford it and everyones got cracking jobs like dentists or website businesses then have a blow out. Stag parties in Benidorm for 5 nights will always out do 25 years of marriage, mortgage and declining health.

If you cant afford the abroad option then the nearest city centre will provide LOUD pubs turned micro night clubs with bored bouncers chatting up the female clientle, or trendy clubs with weird names like “SWERVE 86” that cater for young people with too much hair looking for a goodtime or a drug fuelled punch up. Many stay open til the wee hours which mean only one thing KEBABS!

***On a stag do leave room for a food. The greaser and messier the better. Kebabs are perfect, so are pizza’s, chine and Indians take aways and fried chicken. Avoid anything healthy. You will not feel the benefit of this at all. If in doubt, give a kebab a shout!***

 

If everyone has let you down and its just 3 people attending then the local inn’s will be your best chance of a good night. Find one with a pool table, a juke box and weather permitting a beer garden for essential social smoking. Avoid ones with local brewed bitters. More than likely the patrons will frown upon you not only for turning up but for also using you mobile phones.

 

 

RULE NUMBER 3 – DRESS CODE

The dress code for most places are dark jeans, cheap faux lather shoes/ trainers, again dark and a funny t shirt aimed to rip it out of the stag. All essential.

As it happens 😛 we are the best place for these stag t shirts and hen t shirts at BLACK COUNTRY T SHIRTS. We’ve got a wide range of funny t shirts in all sizes and colour that will ridicule and offend the stag. Nick names can be added to really spice things up, so if it’s the basic last name to the name of a recently disgraced celebrity paedophile, we do & have done it all.

Anyone found wearing Addidas striped jogging trousers or baseball caps must, and I have to emphasise this, MUST be ejected from the stag party to get changed or to stay home and have a good think at what they have done. Firing squad is just too good for them!

 

RULE NUMBER 4 – PRANKS

Pranks, japes, lewd behaviour, general arsing about and petty theft of road side construction work belongings will all occur, as they should. Its your job to assist and continue the night/s behaviour in this manner. Here are just a few example of what SHOULD be expected of you.

  • Wrap the stag in cling film for the night. Try heavy duty sellotape to spice things up or branded double sided tape to really annoy him.
  • Cable tie him to a lamppost at the end of the night. Always goes down well, and the police will smile to themselves at the sight of a semi naked unconscious man covered in someone elses vomit and kebabs (could be anybody’s)
  • Shave of his eye brows. The bride will laugh her head off when she walks down the isle to wonky eye brows, I promise 😉
  • Invite as many of his ex’s as you can for a laugh. The sight of these will bring fear or romantic feeling back. If there was one particular “bunny boiler” ex, you know that crazy one who didn’t want him to dump her, she must get an invite. That is a must!
  • Film any of the stags naughty behaviour and send it directly to his new to be in laws. Just imagine the look on their faces.

See some more pranks on our stag party dares t shirt here

 

RULE NUMBER 5 – ACCESSORIES

Although not essential to have everything but here is a list of things that could help make the night great.

  • Money, always essential.
  • Secret taxi money home. Put it in your socks
  • If you get lucky, but for a laugh to be put in the stag pockets for when he gets home
  • This tells everyone your on a stag do and how hilarious you are.
  • Fully charged mobile phones for videos, pictures and or getting peoples numbers
  • A lighter. You may have to burn your way out of a cable tie, whoever is tied up.
  • A pack of cigarettes. You may not smoke but if you want to be everyones friends then these will be your calling card.
  • A smile. Its free. It will get you into to night clubs, the bouncers will leave you alone and you might even pull the bunny boiler!

 

RULE NUMBER 6 – AFTERMATH

The next day and the following few days will be a blur. Hopefully using this guide you will not remember most of it, which can only mean one thing A GREAT NIGHT. Check up on the stag, make sure your still invited to the wedding, find out if anyones in hospital and see if the father has taken his “darling daughter” away from the sex fiend. Check yourself for cuts and bruises.

Hopefully you all have had a brilliant time but there is just one more rule.

 

RULE NUMBER 7 – BRACE YOURSELF WHEN YOU CHECK YOUR BANK BALANCE!

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HOW TO ORGANISE A HEN PARTY

Friday, 3 February, 2017

HOW TO ORGANISE A HEN PARTY.

This guide will help you achieve a stress free and as happy hen party as possible on your budget. They are also a guide line and not set in stone rules.

 

RULE 1 – INFORM THE BRIDE OF EVERY SINGLE DETAIL OF WHAT IS GOING ON!

 

This rule is the most important rule of them all. Abide this rule and everything will fall into place. Whatever you do, inform the bride, you change the slightest thing, inform the bride, someone cant make it, inform the bride, aliens have landed, inform the bride. IF IN DOUBT INFORM THE BRIDE. Keep her happy and everything will be ok.

 

RULE 2 – INVITING PEOPLE.

 

This will be the first port of call for your party. Be careful who you invite. If you know someone will clash try to avoid inviting them or invite the most liked. It may cause an argument but it will be nothing compared to the bomb that will explode if they both turn up.

Invite the mother in law. She will want to get involved. Check work friends and other relatives.

If in doubt INFORM THE BRIDE!!!!

 

RULE 3 – LOCATION.

 

3 main places that hen party happen now are going abroad, city centre, or keeping it local.

 

  • Going Abroad – If you have the budget then going abroad is a great option. Some places across the Med now are really cheap like Benidorm and Magaluf for a few nights, almost as much as it might cost to have a weekend at Brighton or Blackpool. Remember passports and spending money and check for exchange rates to the pound.
  • City centres offer a wide variety of Night Clubs, Pubs and Eateries which every hen party can enjoy. Just keep an eye on any rowdy members of the party or you might not get it to some places.
    Top tip , call ahead to some places you know you will go to, to gain some extra privileges like a champange reception. Most bars / clubs will bend over backwards to get a large group of women to attend.
  • If you want to have a low key affair many local pubs offer function rooms with the option for D.J.s and food. Perfect for inviting more family and friends to if you want to go down that line. If its your local aswell you might feel safer in that place that the other 2 locations

 

RULE 4 – ACTIVITIES.

A hen party can involve a whole number of things, not just drinks and night clubbing.  Many hen parties organise activities that not only suits the bride but are a great bonding experience for you all. From cocktail parties, to Spa weekends, to paint balling and adventure weekends. Whatever the bride will enjoy go for that theme, it will really make the hen party special. Just a word of advice check with older members of the party. They may enjoy a relaxing spa retreat but jumping about paint balling might not be their thing.

 

RULE 5 – DRESS CODE.

Dirty Dancing Hen DoMost venue will be ok with the dress code for hen parties. A great way to make the Hen party even more special is to have custom Hen party t shirts made for the occasion. It just so happens that we offer a wide variety of t shirts of colour and sizes with editable designs to suit your party. There is everything from Dirty Dancing Tops to Disney princess and many more. You can even upload an embarrassing photo of the bride. But as said before if in doubt ask the bride.

 

RULE 6 – ACCESSORIES

You might want to jazz up the party with accessories. Great ideas might be L Plates, feather bowers, silly hats and even naughty drinking straws. You don’t have to break the bank for these. Try the pound shops, they will cater for these and you can grab a great bargain.

 

Hopefully following this has helped you understand how you can have a great Hen party on any budget.

Hen Party T Shirts

 

CHECK OUT OUR LIST OF TOP 50 HEN PARTY NICKNAMES HERE

 

 

 

Burlesque Dancing The Ultimate Hen Night Theme

Monday, 18 July, 2016
There are many different hen party themes that have become the standard choice for people planning their big last night of freedom, but what options do you have to be a little different from the rest of the crowd?
Common choices include the popular L-plate theme, where the bride-to-be will have a learner plate hanging off from one of her body parts. This theme is seen in most hen party hot spots and lets everyone in the vicinity know what you are celebrating.

Naughty hen party themes are also very popular. Many adult-oriented stores sell products that are great for celebrating a hen night. The bride-to-be usually gets decked out in cheap recreations of her wedding dress and parades around the town centre weaving in and out of bars and clubs wearing this attire. This will usually bring plenty of attention to your group. Some hen groups also wear novelty t-shirts that attract the attention of strangers in the bars and clubs.

So what can you try that makes you different from the rest? How about Burlesque Dancing!!!

What is Burlesque Dancing?
Before the 18th century, early forms of burlesque was most often seen in theatrical performances and musical parody. Shortly after the 18th century it started to get a more sexy feel to it, and these days it can be considered a seductive and sensual form of dancing that involves minimal costumes.
It is a titillating combination of both striptease and dance (think Moulin Rouge) and is considered a great choice for a hen party theme amongst some of the more adventurous of brides. Not only is it great fun, but it is also considered a great way to exercise. Once you have learned all the moves, you can show off what you have learned back home.
What You Will Learn
You and the rest of the bridal group will learn the art of burlesque performances and seduction. It isn’t all about striptease, it also incorporates comedy and confidence. In your burlesque lesson you will learn how to capture the audience and keep them on the edge of their seats as your enthralling stage performance captivates their minds.
Learning the art of burlesque performance as part of a hen weekend will guarantee you an experience you will not forget!
Burlesque T Shirts
After you have finished with your lessons it will probably be time for a night out on the town. Before you decide which night spots to hit, you need to decide on what you are all going to wear. To keep with the theme of the earlier events, why not all wear matching burlesque t shirts.
Not only will this let everyone know what you have been up to prior to the evenings events, it will make sure that you stand out in the crowd. You may even get lucky and be asked to show off some of your newly found skills on the dance floor!
T Shirt Ideas
At teetshirts.com we have a range of specifically designed themed t shirts for both stag do’s and hen nights. Our burlesque t shirts are becoming popular as this new hen theme becomes more well-known.
To view our burlesque t shirt and related items please visit here: https://www.blackcountrytshirts.com/product/moulin-rougeburlesque-style-hen-party-t-shirts/
The t shirts can be made personal to you and can have the individual names of all of your guests. They will also be delivered directly to your door, meaning you don’t have to spend time searching around the high street and can spend this extra time planning your big event!

Boys To Men – The Rituals That Get You There

Monday, 18 July, 2016

For men, growing up is a series of bumps on the head, pain here and there and many embarrassing moments. They learn from a young age that they are expected to be members of the society and not only that; they are supposed to be strong no matter what.

For most of them, apart from the exceptionally bright, primary school is a breeze because they have not felt what it means to be a man. In secondary school however, life and the journey to being a man starts.

  1. The secondary school days

When they get to secondary school, the boys start identifying where they belong in society, they start to see what the science analogy “only the strong survive” means. Here the boys are grouped into small groupings of people with a lot in common, there are the athletes, the geeks, the goths and the ordinary students.

Ideally, the athletes should become gold medalists, the geeks will be tomorrows scientists and discoverer, the ordinary student will be the average man while the Goths, well, no one knows what they eventually become.

  1. The college stint

Then comes college; every boy’s relished moment and most people now have their first taste of alcohol and get drunk for the first time. After this time, they should make a decision not to continue but peer pressure can actually make your head burst. They begin their life long journey with alcohol in college and they never get back. It is also the first time many of them can say they have a girlfriend, apart from the geeks who are out to save the world using science.

  1. The big proposal

The girlfriend then becomes the fiancée and the boy starts to mature to be a well-grown man ready to settle down and looking forward to life with the one he loves. For a man to eventually propose, many sit downs with his peers need to be done and they normally decide to support him. The caterpillar is turning to a butterfly, the boy into a man.

  1. The night before your special day

The stag party is meant to say goodbye to boy hood and usher in the new dispensation of the boy becoming a man and being able to provide for his household. As is tradition, the men come rolling out in stag T-shirts normally organized and designed by the best man ready for a night of wild fun. The next day, their buddy’s life changes forever!

Black Country T Shirts are the UK’s leading supplier of printed t-shirts. If you and your group are planning a special event such as a holiday, hen or stag party, birthday night out, why not design your own t-shirts to make the occasion more memorable.

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Celebrate Your Stag Party In Style With A Custom T Shirt

Monday, 18 July, 2016

The origins of the custom of stag parties are somewhat hazy. The current customs, though, are widely known and accepted.

It is the final night of ‘freedom’ for the husband to be before a lifetime of wedded bliss.

The actual logic behind this extraordinary practise is also somewhat improbable. Dressing up in garish stag party T shirts, often accompanied by bizarre accessories like inflatable sheep, and going out with the express intention of getting blacked-out drunk is, in itself, not that uncommon a practise.

Doing so before what could very easily be the most important and exhausting day of your life, however, is madness.

 

The day of the wedding will be long and arduous. It is an emotional roller-coaster with emotions and activity starting frenetic and getting worse from there.

Starting off on this journey with a raging hangover is verging on suicidal.

Sleeping through your alarm because you are still unconscious pushes the definition of ‘irrational behaviour’ to its limits.Despite this, the tradition is one that the majority of future husbands are more than happy to put themselves through.

For this reason industries have developed around the one night in a man’s life where he cuts looser than ever before. The aforementioned stag party T-shirts are available in a huge variety of colours and designs, with some exceptionally creative people behind the gags and graphics adorning them.

The trade in inflatable animals has progressed well beyond expectations and custom-made balloons are even doing well.

 At the very least, a T-shirt is essential. If the intention is to have as wild a time as possible, making yourself a target is a vitally important part of the process.

People who see and can easily identify the future married man will often pass on their congratulations (or commiserations, depending on their personal opinion of wedded bliss), sometimes in the form of a drink. There are also other individuals whose presence is somewhat customary at a stag night and who need to be able to easily identify the lucky individual.

As the night progresses, such an obvious indication might also help the other revellers.

Fortunately, there are companies out there who have spent a lot of time and money making sure that the most memorable and memory-loss inducing evening of your life goes as well as you can possibly hope for.

All you need to worry about, then, is waking up the next morning with enough of your dignity left to stand at the alter beside your beloved.

At Black Country T Shirts.com we pride ourselves on our quality and range of stag t shirts that we offer.

We are able to help you find or create a truly memorable t shirt for the special event.

Our helpful staff are able to assist you from the start, helping you plan your budget and choice of design.

Contact one of our advisor’s today and let us help make your stag event one to remember!

Getting Wacky Custom Stag T Shirts: How To Get Design Inspirations

Monday, 18 July, 2016

Getting Wacky Custom Stag T Shirts: How To Get Design Inspirations

One of the characteristics of stag do T shirts is that they tend to be very wacky and fun.
This means that when you need to buy them, you may need to find ways of making them a bit more fun than regular t shirts.
This sounds very easy on the surface, but the fact of the matter is that it is sometimes easier said than done.

There are times when one may not have any clue about how to design the t shirts in such a manner that they stand out and are funny.
If you find yourself in such a position, there are a number of things you may need to do to facilitate easily finding a good design for the t shirts. Some of these things include:

Get the help of a more creative friend

When you have no idea of how to customize the t shirts in order to make them stand out, the first thing you should do is to try and enlist the help of someone who can help. For instance, if you have one of those friends who are normally very good with humor, you can ask them for ideas on who to create the t shirts so that they turn out to be funny and original.

Find some inspiration ideas online

Another very good source of inspiration is the internet. There are many sites that are dedicated to t shirt humor, and you can use them as a basis for coming up with a few fun ideas as far as your stag t shirts are concerned. You can do this by picking a design that you think is best, and then modifying it in such a manner that it will be relevant to the situation that you are in.
If you can’t do this, you can always try to find humor and jokes from other sources. For instance, when you go online, you can easily find a few humor forums where you can interact with some of the people on them and then get ideas on how to design your t shirts for maximum effect.
Try our range of stag party T Shirt templates here:
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Working with a quality custom t shirt manufacturer

When you need to make custom t shirts, you will need to find someone to manufacture them first.
We are here to guide you through every step of the process as & when you need us to. Right from advice of fun ideas to have on the shirts to working out ways of keeping them within your all important budget.
We use high quality Gildan products for all our stag party t shirts, polo shirts & hoodies – Ensuring the tops go on lasting longer than the stags memory of the night!

Top 5 Stag Do Pranks

Monday, 18 July, 2016

Top 5 Stag Do Pranks

Most people say that men never grow up. That’s not strictly true but its not far off.

When we get married we’re supposed to settle down, have children, look after our wives and become role models. Most of us do these things and do them quite well, but on a stag do these things go straight out of the window!

On a stag your average boring mate who works in an office and has 3 kids becomes a terrorizing beer monster who can’t wait to inflict some humiliation on the stag in question.

For this reason here at TeeT Shirts we’ve put together our top 5 stag do pranks to add a little bit of extra spice to your stag do, but not to go over the top!

If you have half as much fun doing these pranks as we’ve had putting this list together your in for a treat! Enjoy!

 

stag-party-mankini1. The Mankini


Made famous by Kazakhstan’s #1 journalist Borat, this less than subtle piece of beach wear has become increasingly popular over the years and is certain not to disappoint.

These can be purchased quite easily and cheaply from the internet and the one thing you don’t have to worry about is size! If it’s too tight…all the better! 

The down side to this is you have to put up with looking at him yourself

stag-party-fake-tan2. The Fake Tan

This is so simple but effective.

Buy yourself a bottle of fake tan, hold down the stag and fake tan his face. Just remind him that it’s in his best interest for you to do a good job so the more he struggles the worse it’s going to look

Just don’t do it if you’re going to Essex, they won’t appreciateit!

3. DRINKING!!

stag-party-drunkNaturally you need to get the stag as drunk as humanly possible

A good way to do this quickly is this:
Get 
5 shot glasses,
4 with reasonably strong alcohol in and the 5th with half Red Aftershock and half Tabasco sauce –
lastly a pint glass; half of larger (Becks is ideal) the other half of Vodka.

Blind fold the stag, sit him down, explaining where the pint of beer is which he is allowed to drink if he doesn’t like the taste of any of the shotGet him to drink the shots one after another leaving the Tabasco shot until last.
When that hits his throat he will grab the pint glass and down as much as he can.

The Tabasco flavour overrides the taste of the vodka in the pint and he won’t know he’s drunk until he hits the floor

 

4. The Gaffer Tape Prank

stag-party-gaffer-tapeNow this is so easy to do, and cheap. Especially if there’s a big group. All you need is a few rolls of gaffer tape and brute force!

Corner the stag and gaffer tape him to something so tightly that he cant move!
Ideally you want to find a public place to do this before you capture the stag then lure him into that place (easily done, of course its on the way to the pub!). 

You can make this even more interesting by stripping him to his boxers first, or putting something sharp which he could use to cut himself free with just out of reach. Or both! Just remember to make sure hes not anywhere he could fall and get hurt.

A broken stag is not a happy stag!

 

5. Nothing But A Dress

stag-party-dressThis one isn’t too harsh and has been done so often its old hat now but its a classic and that’s why its made the list.

Now wherever your going there’s a good chance you will be sharing rooms. Its usually the best man who gets lumbered with the stag. This is a good thing!

 

As soon as you get there arrange the lads to meet for a drink. Preferably in the hotel bar or a pub close to the hotel.

After a pint or two whoever Is sharing with the stag will realize he’s forgotten something and will need to go back to the room.
If the stag want’s to go back to the room as well  the rest of the lads will inform the stag he needs to stay in the bar and gets a drinking forfeit for wanting to leave the bar! (You will of previously informed the lads what is going on.)

Get back to the room and hide his stuff in someone else s room.
Then hide in the wardrobe a dress and a pair of high heels. Its also best to make sure he has no access to your clothes either.
Later on in the afternoon when you return to the room to get changed to go out for the night the stag will no doubt be in some shock at his attire for the evening.

If he refuses to wear it, its simple a case of there’s more of you than there is of him so hold him down strip him to his boxers and give him the choice.
He will pick the dress (hopefully!!)

Another good idea for the Stag Do is DARES!
Take A look At Our STAG PARTY DARES T SHIRT HERE – The Easiest Way To Make Sure Your Stag Is Doing What He’s Been Told.

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or visit www.comparestagandhen.com  for ideas on where to go & what to do.

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Custom Hen Party T Shirt Printing

Monday, 18 July, 2016

Hen Party T Shirts
Now Available Online From Black Country T Shirts

Here at TeeT Shirts we are welll renowned for our funny t shirts & t shirts based around our beloved Black Country Culture. However did you know we also make custom printed t shirts?
We have now been custom printing t shirts for over 5 years for both our customers in store & visitors to our website.

We are pleased to announce that we are now able to make some of our most popular custom printed products available to buy online. Take a look at our hen party t shirts.

—–A Selection Of Some Of Hen Party—-

Hen Party T Shirt Idea d&G Hen Party T Shirt Idea Lifeguard Hen Party T Shirt Idea Sexy
Hen Party T Shirt Idea Cocktali Hen Party T Shirt Idea Photo Hen Party T Shirt Idea Supergirls

See All our Hen Party T Shirt Templates Here

We have worked hard to try & make ordering the Hen Party T Shirts as easy & as fun as possible.

All you have to do is browse through our range of hen t shirt templates, pick the one you like,
fill in the custom text  you would like added, including personalised names for the backs, select the quantity of t shirts you need, then you’re done.
Order online without leaving home.

Of course, if you don’t see the t shirt design you like, or it’s given you an idea for for your own design, no problem.
Simply contact us with your hen t shirt dea & we’ll create a mock up of it for you.

Top Tips For Hen T Shirt Ideas & Names

Not sure what to have for your hen party nicknames? No problem, use our method below to help get you started.
This will involve a few props & a bit of time, but guarantees results
You will need:

  • Minimum of 2 people
  • 1 maybe 2 pens
  • 1 x A4 sheet of paper
  • & a bottle (or 2) of wine

Place the pen, paper & wine on a nice sturdy table. Get the players to sit around the table & drink the wine until inspiration comes. Simple!

Sitting around having a drink with the girls is where all the best ideas come & a sure fire way of coming up with some classic names for your mates.
Got a question about custom hen t shirt printing?
Call us on 01384 639 392 or email admin@blackcountrytshirts.com

TOP 50 STAG PARTY NAMES

Monday, 18 July, 2016

TOP 50 STAG PARTY NAMES

Looking for inspiration for the names to go on the back of your stag party t shirts?
Below are 50 of the best (after censorship!) that we have come across in our time printing t shirts.

  1. BUTT MUNCH
  2. ROGER ADULTERY
  3. DANGLE BERRY
  4. COCK SMOKER
  5. SHEEP SHAGGER
  6. MAY CONTAIN NUTS
  7. PECKER
  8. PHIL McAVITY
  9. FATTY
  10. JACK MEHOFF
  11. BUDGIE SMUGGLER
  12. DICK FITZWELL
  13. GAY STAG
  14. WAYNE KING
  15. MR CHOW
  16. PHUX ACHE
  17. CHEESY BELL
  18. DRIBBLE DICK
  19. 20 FERRETS
  20. PENIS PARMISAN
  21. BELLEND BRIE
  22. GINGER NOB
  23. THICK DICK
  24. 68 YOU OWE ME ONE
  25. CHINESE ALAN
  26. BABY GRAVY
  27. TW@
  28. FRANK FURT
  29. IVOR BIGUN
  30. BED TAKER
  31. HUGH JASS
  32. I DON’T WANT MY NAME ON A T SHIRT
  33. HUGH JARDSON
  34. DON KIDDICK
  35. DAN JEROUS
  36. CLACKERBAG
  37. AL COHOLIC
  38. COCK KNOCKER
  39. BUM TICKLER
  40. BOB JERUNKLE
  41. PAT McGOULIES
  42. PUGEHENIS
  43. MIKE LITORIS
  44. THE-RAPIST
  45. WAYNE-KERR
  46. MIKE ROWDIK
  47. PAUL MYCOK
  48. MASTER BATES
  49. BEN DOVER
  50. LEE NOVER

Alternative Ways Of Picking Your Stags Names

Pick a name referring to something they like to do, or something embarrasing they have done

or maybe use puns based on where you are going or what you are doing

EXAMPLE – if you are off go karting, give your guys a mix of mario kart character & formula one names…or wacky races!

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Top 50 Hen Party Names

Monday, 18 July, 2016

THE TOP 50 HEN PARTY NAMES

When trying to come up with funny & sexy names for your hen party entourage, it can quickly become a frustrating experience as your mind goes blank and you can’t think of a funny name for yourself or a fellow hen.

So we have decided to try & make it a little easier by putting together a short list of some of our favourites for you to either choose from or help inspire you to your own.

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A good place to start is a short descriptive followed by the hens name using the same initials

Eg: Busty Betty, Luscious Lorna, etc

From the persons initial, select a suitable descriptive from the list below:

A: ANY DRINK, ANGELIC, AROUSING, ADORABLE, ATTENTION SEEKING, AVIN IT, ANYTHING GOES

B: BUSTY, BEAUTY, BEAUTIFUL, BJ, BONKING, BOOTILICIOUS, BEDAZZLING, BEND OVER, BONKERS

C: CLASSY, CUTIE, EYE CANDY, CRAZY, COCK TEASE, CARESSING, CLIMAX, CHIC, CHEEKY

D: DEVILISH, DIRTY, DAZZLING, DELICIOUS, DOMINATRIX, DOGGY, DEMONIC

E: ELEGANT, EROTIC, EYE CANDY, EXOTIC, EXTREME

F: FANCY, FUNNY, FANNY LOVER, FONDLING, FOXY, FIT, FLIRTY, FRUITY, FABULOUS, FRISKY, FINE FILLY

G: GORGEOUS, GRANNY, G SPOT, GYRATING, GOBBY

H: HOTTIE, HORNY, HARDCORE

I: INEBRIATED, INNOCENT, ICY, INSATIABLE

J: JUICY, JUGGY, JUVENILE, JAZZY, JAILBAIT, JUNK-IN-DA-TRUNK, JOBLESS, JUBBLY

K: KINKY, KRAZY, KISSING

L: LIPPY, LUSCIOUS, LEGGY, LICK ME, LOVEABLE, LUSTY, LUBED UP, LESBO

M: MOUTHY, MINXY, MAD, MMMMM, MILF, MOREISH, MAN EATER

N: NAUGHTY, NICE, NYMPHO

O: ORGASMIC, ORGASM, OUTRAGIOUS, ORIGINAL, O.T.T

P: PERT, PERVERT, PERFECT, PEACHY, PISSED UP, PLASTERED

Q: QUIRKY, QUICKY

R: RAUNCHY, RADIANT, RANDY, RAVISHING

S: BOOTY SHAKER, SEXY, SAUCY, SENSUAL, SPICY, SEDUCTIVE, SWEET, SHAGABLE

T: TOP TOTTY, TENACIOUS, TITTY, TWISTY, TASTY, TEMPTING, TWINKLY, TARTY, TEMPTRESS

U: UP FOR IT, UNSATIFIABLE

V: VIBRANT, VIBRATOR, VIXEN, VULVA, VIRGIN, VOLUPTUOUS

W: WILLY LOVER, WICKED, WONDERFUL

X: XTREME, XXX

Y: YAMPY, YUMMY,

Z: ZIP DOWN, ZANY, ZESTY

Alternative Ways Of Picking Your Hens Names

Pick a name referring to something they like to do, or something embarrassing they have done

or maybe use puns based on where you are going or what you are doing

EXAMPLE – if you are off sunning yourself & sipping cocktails round a pool in Marbella, give yourselves all names of cocktails.

Read our blog below with tips on how to organise a hen party

how-to-organise-a-hen-party

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