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How To Spake Black Country This Christmas

How To Spake Black Country This Christmas

Taych ‘Em How To Spake Black Country This Christmas With This Quick Guide To The Black Country Language… Christmas Style.

1, “BIG AS A BONK OSS”
Means ‘ A fat un’ & What You Will Be After Christmas Dinner!

2, “LUMMOCKS”
The Clumsy Member Of The Family Who Falls In The Tree!

3, “KAYLIED”
Drunk
(Like Ower Nan After ‘Ers Been At The Sherry)

4, “BLARTIN’”
Crying,
What The Babbies Will Be Doin’ When Yow Ay Got The Right Batteries on Christmas day

5, “TAIRTERS”
Potatoes,
You’ll be eating lots of those round a Black Country Christmas table

6, “BOST”
Broken.
At least 1 New Gift Will Be Bost By 12pm Christmas Day

7, “FIZZOG”
Face,
Yow’ll Be Stuffing It & The Kids Playing It

8, “THE CUT”
The Canal,
Where Yow Goo To Walk Off Ya Dinner

9, “NAIRUN”
What You Say When Mother Asks If You Want Parsnips Or Sprouts
“ I Dow Want Nairun”

10, “IT WOR ME”
It Wasn’t Me.
Said Right After Summat Is Magically ‘Bost’

11, “BOSTIN”
Great…. ‘Ave A Bostin’ Christmas Folks!!

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