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LOCAL BLACK COUNTRY FIRM TO MAKE DESIGNER CATS

Black Country Cat Bats

New Black Country Firm ‘Futile’ are delving into the cutting edge & often controversial field of producing designer pets, with the world’s first ‘Cat-Bats’.

Futile hopes to make The Black Country world famous for innovative but stupid ideas.

So far, the prototypes only include holding a cat strategically in front of some plain card for photo opportunities.

However Jed Ayitt, head of the research department¬† at Futile said the firm plan to invest in genetic fusion technologies to make the vampire pussys a reality & already¬† plan to binge watch popular 80’s movie ‘The Fly’ over the weekend for further research.

Should the project be a success (!)  Jed & partner Tara Bitt already have plans for further hybrid pets to bring joy to rich idiots & further disgrace on mankind, including:

The Polar-Puppy
Banana-Fish
Gerbil Lion
& The Panther Llama.

Hybrid Animals

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  • Stephen Pitts says:

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