LOCAL BLACK COUNTRY FIRM TO MAKE DESIGNER CATS
New Black Country Firm ‘Futile’ are delving into the cutting edge & often controversial field of producing designer pets, with the world’s first ‘Cat-Bats’.
Futile hopes to make The Black Country world famous for innovative but stupid ideas.
So far, the prototypes only include holding a cat strategically in front of some plain card for photo opportunities.
However Jed Ayitt, head of the research department at Futile said the firm plan to invest in genetic fusion technologies to make the vampire pussys a reality & already plan to binge watch popular 80’s movie ‘The Fly’ over the weekend for further research.
Should the project be a success (!) Jed & partner Tara Bitt already have plans for further hybrid pets to bring joy to rich idiots & further disgrace on mankind, including:
& The Panther Llama.