Are you the kinda guy who doesn’t throw rubbish in the street,
Helps an old lady with her shopping,
Doesn’t mention when you hear someone break wind in public,
Doesn’t purchase the big issue, but does say hi to the man,
Showers, even when you don’t think you need to,
Still smile & nod politely, even when someones boring the pants off you?
Then you deserve this t shirt…. you’re