Poetry Aye It.
By Steve Bartley.
Steve writes humorous short stories and poetry inspired by a sense of place and belonging to the area known as The Black Country.
They are normally fictional but the inspiration comes from real people, real places and real events.
Sample poem called ‘Ode to the ladies having a fag outside the Tanning Shop on a hot sunny July afternoon’
Oh Coseley wench where av yow bin
With yower dyed black air and orange skin
Yower air tied up tight teks the wrinkles out yower face
Yower arse looks like a dead heat in a zeppelin race
The gap between yower leggins and yower crop top
Allows yower big bally to casually flop
White leggins with black g string showing through
The knickers waist band on full view
Fake nails, fake boobs, fake eyelashes and fake tan
Yow turn the ed of many a man