Top 5 Stag Do Pranks
Top 5 Stag Do Pranks
Most people say that men never grow up. That’s not strictly true but its not far off.
When we get married we’re supposed to settle down, have children, look after our wives and become role models. Most of us do these things and do them quite well, but on a stag do these things go straight out of the window!
On a stag your average boring mate who works in an office and has 3 kids becomes a terrorizing beer monster who can’t wait to inflict some humiliation on the stag in question.
For this reason here at TeeT Shirts we’ve put together our top 5 stag do pranks to add a little bit of extra spice to your stag do, but not to go over the top!
If you have half as much fun doing these pranks as we’ve had putting this list together your in for a treat! Enjoy!
1. The Mankini
Made famous by Kazakhstan’s #1 journalist Borat, this less than subtle piece of beach wear has become increasingly popular over the years and is certain not to disappoint.
These can be purchased quite easily and cheaply from the internet and the one thing you don’t have to worry about is size! If it’s too tight…all the better!
The down side to this is you have to put up with looking at him yourself
2. The Fake Tan
This is so simple but effective.
Buy yourself a bottle of fake tan, hold down the stag and fake tan his face. Just remind him that it’s in his best interest for you to do a good job so the more he struggles the worse it’s going to look
Just don’t do it if you’re going to Essex, they won’t appreciateit!
3. DRINKING!!
Naturally you need to get the stag as drunk as humanly possible
A good way to do this quickly is this:
Get 5 shot glasses,
4 with reasonably strong alcohol in and the 5th with half Red Aftershock and half Tabasco sauce –
lastly a pint glass; half of larger (Becks is ideal) the other half of Vodka.
Blind fold the stag, sit him down, explaining where the pint of beer is which he is allowed to drink if he doesn’t like the taste of any of the shotGet him to drink the shots one after another leaving the Tabasco shot until last.
When that hits his throat he will grab the pint glass and down as much as he can.
The Tabasco flavour overrides the taste of the vodka in the pint and he won’t know he’s drunk until he hits the floor
4. The Gaffer Tape Prank
Now this is so easy to do, and cheap. Especially if there’s a big group. All you need is a few rolls of gaffer tape and brute force!
Corner the stag and gaffer tape him to something so tightly that he cant move!
Ideally you want to find a public place to do this before you capture the stag then lure him into that place (easily done, of course its on the way to the pub!).
You can make this even more interesting by stripping him to his boxers first, or putting something sharp which he could use to cut himself free with just out of reach. Or both! Just remember to make sure hes not anywhere he could fall and get hurt.
A broken stag is not a happy stag!
5. Nothing But A Dress
This one isn’t too harsh and has been done so often its old hat now but its a classic and that’s why its made the list.
Now wherever your going there’s a good chance you will be sharing rooms. Its usually the best man who gets lumbered with the stag. This is a good thing!
As soon as you get there arrange the lads to meet for a drink. Preferably in the hotel bar or a pub close to the hotel.
After a pint or two whoever Is sharing with the stag will realize he’s forgotten something and will need to go back to the room.
If the stag want’s to go back to the room as well the rest of the lads will inform the stag he needs to stay in the bar and gets a drinking forfeit for wanting to leave the bar! (You will of previously informed the lads what is going on.)
Get back to the room and hide his stuff in someone else s room.
Then hide in the wardrobe a dress and a pair of high heels. Its also best to make sure he has no access to your clothes either.
Later on in the afternoon when you return to the room to get changed to go out for the night the stag will no doubt be in some shock at his attire for the evening.
If he refuses to wear it, its simple a case of there’s more of you than there is of him so hold him down strip him to his boxers and give him the choice.
He will pick the dress (hopefully!!)
Another good idea for the Stag Do is DARES!
Take A look At Our STAG PARTY DARES T SHIRT HERE – The Easiest Way To Make Sure Your Stag Is Doing What He’s Been Told.
or visit www.comparestagandhen.com for ideas on where to go & what to do.
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