Ommer Um Heathens.

Wear with pride and remember those classic speedway days with this cuffed beanie hat.

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Ommer Um Heathens.

Wear with pride and remember those classic speedway days with this beanie hat.

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Two Tone Black & Red Cosy Beanie Hat Embroidered with Med in the Black Country.
Wear With Pride.

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Black

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Navy

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5x3ft

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Remember the famous line in Star Wars?
“These aren’t the droids you’re are looking for.”
We changed it slightly and came up with this sticker number for your car, a bit of fun ay it.

Size 24cm x 8cm

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Part Two.

The Books Of Joshua, Judges, Ruth, Job, Jonah and The First & Second Books Of Samuel.

By Kate Fletcher

“The Lord wor verry playsed cuz the childrun uv Israel sinned aggen.

The philistines cum aht aggin um un med um theyer slairves fer fowerty ‘ear.”

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The Ascent of Sedgley Beacon, The Bilston Moon Landing Hoax & Other Stuff

A book of humorous short stories with a Black Country theme based on real Black Country events, places and people.

Extract from ‘The Ascent Of Sedgley Beacon’

“The level of enthusiasm within the group was further deflated when an old bloke in a flat cap on the next table , on hearing the conversation said ” I knew a bloke who attempted to climb the Beacon. He started from the Three crowns on Dovedale Road but only got as fas as Dovedale Chippy before he bought a chicken tikka meat kebab and turned back.”

Reviews For The Ascent of Sedgley Beacon…

“A bostin loff, ar cud relate to a lot of the humour as I knew most of the places he wrote about” – Steve
“It were bostin'”  –  Bob

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Steve writes humorous short stories and poetry inspired by a sense of place and belonging to the area known as The Black Country.
They are normally fictional but the inspiration comes from real people, real places and real events.

Sample poem called ‘Ode to the ladies having a fag outside the Tanning Shop on a hot sunny July afternoon’

Oh Coseley wench where av yow bin
With yower dyed black air and orange skin

Yower air tied up tight teks the wrinkles out yower face
Yower arse looks like a dead heat in a zeppelin race

The gap between yower leggins and yower crop top
Allows yower big bally to casually flop

White leggins with black g string showing through
The knickers waist band on full view

Fake nails, fake boobs, fake eyelashes and fake tan
Yow turn the ed of many a man

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